Phamicist Joke

[LadyDeath]

I Hear this one from my friend..

A Nice Well Brought Up Lady walks into a pharmacy humble as ever..she walks up to the counter and awaits service..The pharmicist of the pharmacy says to her "good day what do you need today"

She replied..." i need a bottle of gramazone"
Pharmacist..."Gramazone? We do not sell that here..what do you want it for?"
Lady...." To Kill my husband!"
Pharmacist..."ARE YOU KRAZY! I RUN A BIG PHARMACY AND WE DO NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF CRIMINAL PLOTS OR ACTIVITY...WE CAN BOTH BE LOCKED UP IN JAIL...I WILL NOT GIVE YOU THAT EVEN IF I HAD!!!"

Lady... "ok then if you do not want to give me it here take this" ( shows the man a picture of her husband and the pharmacist wife in bed)

Pharmacist...... " Oh you didn't tell me you had a perscription! " LOL LOL LOL

 

[cjunkie13]

oh...now dat iz jus sad...funny, but very very wrong & messed up...

 

[cjunkie13]

ok i got 2 pharmacist jokez 4 ya...i cant remember where i heard them b4 tho...oh well...

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A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.
The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."

"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."

"Show me," said the interviewer.

So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.

The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."

"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"

"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.

The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"

 

[brad_b]

lol those were good. a perscription, father was the pharmacist, Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin? nice one